American Idol

Has anyone else been watching religiously for the past 6 months? I have! And I am not even ashamed to admit it! I want Haley and Scotty to be in the finale. And I want Lauren to go HOME!

I'm not as crazy as my sister though. As soon as the polls open, she votes 50 times on my moms cellphone, calls 50 times off the house phone, SMSes 50 times off my brothers phone, and calls 50 times off her own phone. Her name is Candice and she's the same one who I used to find in my bed when we were younger because she didn't want to clean off her bed. WEIRDO.

Proof:

Just kidding- she isn't that weird. Someone has to do it! 

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Vote for Haley! Vote vote vote!!!

Paige

So I understand the whole affirmative action thing, but really... You GOTSTA GO!

Capital P-O-P-P-Y!

"If you're gonna take on a song like that, it's got to be incredible... But I have to say that was the worst performance of the season" Kara Annoying

"To be honest with you, it sounded like there were 5 of you singing that song, and it got progressively worse with each one. That song has just killed you" Simon Sassy-pants

On a positive note, what a lovely...er... Bob Marley hat.

American Idol

Is anyone else extremely bothered by this painful lady???

Everytime she opens her mouth I pull a face. Gaa. She is so annyoing. I preferred Paula.

Ellen is great though. Everything she says is not dumb, unlike spazzz-o Kara.

I am a Desperate Housewife. Botox me please- wrinkles are BAD. Also suck all the fat out so I don't have to spend hours at gym trying to lift weights next to disgusting "meat heads" who take up way too much room and smell.

This big bum was stuck in my way from work all the way to the highway. Trucks should have their own roads.

I spent a lot of energy cooking dinner. From gym I drove all the way to Coney's and used even more energy ordering greasy, fatty, and delicious burgers. I then used even more energy sitting and waiting for the food, used more energy driving the 1.3 minutes home... Then of course taking everything out the bag. It was difficult. I couldn't take a picture because I was pooped from doing everything else.