Happy Birthday Sister

Dear 26 year old Sister,

In honour of your 26th Birthday, I decided to find this picture of you. Weren't you so cute? You probably don't remember since you were so cute... I definitely don't since I wasn't born yet. But you were a sweetie nonetheless.

 I had to add the picture of Cheyenney below so you could really compare your good looks. You see, she has your smile, cheeks, under-eyes, nose, and ears. You do beat her in the hair category, but thats OK. Tell Cheyenne bald is in.

 Remember when I found you working at Universal Studios when you should have been in Prescott. I know you are a theatre major and that you love acting and looking glam, but this double life must stop. Especially now since you have a cat baby.

 How about that time when you thought hospital booties were the new fad? I am glad I was able to intervene and save you from pulling a Madonna.

Should I even mention how you played the air guitar at my wedding for 2 hours? No, I won't mention that!

 Anyways, I hope you had a great birthday! I heard Michael got you more bling. My question is... is it bigger than 2.5 carats? If not, RETURN.

Also I know we haven't seen eye to eye since I was about 12, but I kindly look down on you as my older sister. Even though you did steal my food and stuffs during dinner. And made yourself comfortable in my bed while I was in it way too many times. No, I will not let that go- not even on your birthday.

Happy Birthday Candice Tarryn Howden Ballard! Love you lots!