HOLLYWHO?

So the other day I was driving through a rather uppity residential neighborhood when I saw a block of office buildings and one in particular caught my attention:

The Hollywood Body

I've been thinking about that sign ever since so looked it up online... It's a facility that specializes in body treatments ranging from laser hair removal, to skin rejuvenation (aka botox), to cellulite sucking procedures. Apparently, all of this culminates to the sensational ideals of a "Hollywood Body"; one of fierce beauty, glamor, flawlessness, and crowd appeal. So like all truth seeking individuals I pursued a rigorous study of the "Hollywood Body" to find out exactly what benefit a facility such as this could have on society... I turned to my trusty side-kick; Google images and here's what I found (commentary included, free of charge):

Male, long wavy hair, tanned leathery skin, tin jewelry, cleavage revealing smock.

Female, curled hair, corseted swim suit, firm legs, shoes (for swimming?)

Male, hairy man-boobs, ummm... Ja!

Female, big lips... we'll leave it at that.

I'm pretty sure that's a horse. No further comment.

Well "Hollywood Body", I doubt our paths will cross again, but in case they do, let me leave you with a few images of my own version of...

fierce beauty,

glamor,

flawlessness,

and crowd appeal!

 Thank you, and good night!