Dear Bar One

Along with another one of you sitting in my fridge right now... you were put there for a reason. Why? Because you are delicious and I need to save and savor you as long as possible. I need to not eat you and the 1000 calories that probably come along with that.

Unfortunately something bad happened last night.

I thought to myself  "oh, I will just cut a little myself a little piece".

Please take a look at this:

Clearly, that is not "just a little piece"

And please pay no attention to the pizza on the left and the 2 minute noodles on the right. If you must look at anything other than the devil called chocolate, look at the grapefruit in the corner.